conational:

when ur selfie doesn’t get any notes so u reblog it urself

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

thebootydiaries:

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy’s inner monologue: you fool! You’ve activated my trap card, “Without me? ;)” it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

tunnelsaints:

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

She thicc

terroristcells:

Thoughtful
Honest
Interesting
Caring
Compassionate

pixelatedfrog:

thothoward:

man shut up unless you’re a frog

alexander-hammiejam:

ahsadler:

aintnobodygotmoneyfodat:

loudest noises:
-dad sneezes
-mom yells
-trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard
-dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower
-flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning
-IMAX

-John Cena

3am in the morning